特搞笑的句子|特搞笑的句子（汇集五十三句）
发表时间：2017-05-25特搞笑的句子（汇集五十三句）。
┋ Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in the road!
┋ Why did the banana wear a tuxedo? It was going to a peeling!
┋ 为什么蝙蝠去睡觉了？因为它有些疯狂了！
┋ Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing getting jealous!
┋ 娼妓，你就像公共汽车，谁都可以上。
┋ 为什么蜗牛在车子上画了一个"S"？这样人们就知道它开车开得比较慢了！
┋ 为什么鸡加入乐队？因为它有鼓棒！
┋ Why did the bee go to the barber? To get a buzz cut!
┋ 我还是那么的爱你，直到我的膝盖中了一箭。
┋ Why don't ghosts go to the beach? Because they're afraid of the sand which is their kryptonite!
┋ 要追女生，就要追有男朋友的比较好。因为，你的对手只有一个。
┋ 有一次我在电梯里按错了楼层，结果发现进了个拆迁的工地，被工人们当成一个新员工。
┋ 我上班迟到了，想找个借口，结果告诉老板因为“我和闹钟吵架了”，他竟然相信了！
┋ 左手风花雪月，右手柴米油盐
┋ 年轻时不懂事，懂事后年纪不轻了。
┋ 为什么数学书很难过？因为它有太多问题了！•́‸ก🚒💔( ꒪ꌂ꒪)🦋
┋ 为什么咖啡要报案？因为它被抢了！
┋ Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
┋ Why did the pirates refuse to get into the Parthenon? Because they were afraid of triremes!
┋ 为什么腰带要进监狱？因为它在撑裤子！
┋ 这个笑话有点难翻译，意思是：西红柿为什么变红？因为看到了沙拉酱！
┋ 见到这么多的沙发，我有点怀疑这个群聊是不是改行代购了。
┋ 为什么雪人去银行？为了看看他的冻资产！
┋ Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired!
┋ 老板给我发了一个愚人节的笑话，我信以为真，辞职了，然后才意识到我被当成笑话了。
┋ Why did the cat go on a diet? Because he was too paw-ful!
┋ 冬天，连洗衣服都要莫大的勇气！
┋ 昨天晚上我梦到自己在吃巧克力，醒来发现我的枕头不见了，一定是被我当成巧克力吃掉了！
┋ 他的智商应该登录失败了，每次都是密码错误。
┋ 为什么你从来没有听到翼手龙在洗手间里？因为它悄悄地上厕所！
┋ 老板，买三斤房让我回去炒！
┋ Why did the snowman go to the bank? To see his frozen assets!
┋ 为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们构成了每一样东西！💝🍣🚓
┋ 为什么自行车站不起来？因为它太累了！
┋ Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it had a fever!
┋ Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
┋ 别和我谈恋爱，我容易陷入剧情的怀抱，然后忘记自己是观众。
┋ 为什么青蛙打电话给保险公司？因为地上有个坑导致它跳跃出了问题！
┋ Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants!
┋ 这辈子。要能没心没肺的活着……该有多好.
┋ Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
┋ Why did the fridge go on a diet? Because it wanted to lose some weight!
┋ 为什么骷髅单独去参加派对？因为它没有人陪！
┋ Why did the girl bring lipstick and glue to school? She wanted to stick out her lips!
┋ 为什么鬼不去海滩？因为它们害怕沙子，沙子就是它们的克ryptonite(超人的救生钢)！
┋ 为什么苍蝇从来没有停在电脑屏幕上？因为它害怕电脑病毒！
┋ 为什么斑马到机场？为了检查它的条纹！
┋ Why did the robot go on a diet? Because it was getting a little rusty around the edges!
┋ 为什么冰箱要减肥？因为它想减肥！
┋ 不要脸不要皮。是要去演画皮嗦、
┋ 为什么葡萄在路中间停下来了？因为它没了汁！
┋ Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had nobody to go with!
┋ 不要非常严肃的`望着我因为我会笑场
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